Doing it Wrong, and Loving it

spacebutterflyproblems: I can’t prove that this happened but I...

Sun, 19 May 2013 05:17:21 -0400

spacebutterflyproblems:

I can’t prove that this happened but I assume it did.

That’s about right.

You're the best!

Sun, 19 May 2013 05:15:46 -0400

Thanks for all the birthday messages :) Manly bro hugs and inappropriate lady hugs for all!

spacebutterflyproblems: HERPY DERP DAY JERSSE! ps Dodger has a...

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:46:23 -0400

spacebutterflyproblems:

HERPY DERP DAY JERSSE!

ps Dodger has a box somewhere/is getting a box that has things in it for you, don’t let her get away with stealing them. :P

Oh I’ll remind her of this :) I’ve always wanted to get at her box.

terami: There’s a joke about monarch butterflies in here...

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:45:30 -0400

terami:

There’s a joke about monarch butterflies in here somewhere but I don’t know how to make it.

Happy birthday Jesse ouo!

It’s good to the king ;)

Holy st balls! Fk! Your 31!? I thought you'd be in your late twenties at least but not early thirties!!

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:54:18 -0400

Happy birthday to me….

So word on the street is you're on the prowl for a new lady friend. If you tell us what you look for in a woman maybe we can help you find one?

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:07:45 -0400

That’s the word huh? I don’t know if I have enough time in the day to devote to a real relationship…

BUT for the sake of answering, after 31 years of life I’ve managed to narrow down exactly what I look for in a woman to 4 things.

1. She must be smart. Book smart AND street smart. Educated woman are sexy.

2. She must be more attractive than me. Not hard :P

3. She must have a career, or be working towards one. Not a job - a career. Big difference.

4. She must be able to take care of herself. She wants to be with me, not cause she needs me, but because she wants to spend her time with me for fun.

That’s it. 4 things.

;)

Some days, you just need to be reminded how amazing this...

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:37:42 -0400

Some days, you just need to be reminded how amazing this was….

What's your favorite kind of pie?

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:09:00 -0400

Cherry.

Dear Jesse, I'm starting to make YouTube videos and I'm having a lot of trouble getting my videos to look good. I record with fraps and edit with Pinnacle Studio 16. My monitor's resolution is 1152 by 864 pixels. I've tried rendering my videos in different file types from AVI to Windows Media. None of them seem to be right. They either look low quality or have black bars. Is it my resolution or what? Thanks Jesse, love your videos keep on trucking. YouTube Channel: Guerrilla Tim

Fri, 17 May 2013 10:45:16 -0400

You’re gonna need a new monitor. Mostly because you can’t even do 1280x720 - which is what it takes to get HD on the ol’ youtubes. If you’re using a laptop, I got no help for ya :(

Fraps records whatever screen size the game uses. So if you play at 1920x1080, it’ll record at that.

But since your monitor is incapable of recording HD resolution, none of your videos will be HD.

Solution: spend money on a new monitor.

dawnpainterz: What are the two sisters from WoW that Jesse...

Fri, 17 May 2013 10:29:37 -0400

dawnpainterz:

What are the two sisters from WoW that Jesse likes?

It’s been way too long and I don’t remember.

YOU MEAN THEEEEESE FINE LADIES?

Ps. FINISH THIS IMAGE.

Also NOT NEARLY enough women.

…that is all.

I changed my mind...

Thu, 16 May 2013 15:36:09 -0400

I woke up today and checked my emails AND according to my mother “YOU ARE WRONG. Star Trek’s Ending was PERFECT!” She went on to explain why in the most lore nerd way possible.

I’ve never smiled so big at an email, so she wins.

BUT KNOW THIS LINDELOF! I’ll be watching… waiting …

for the next time you slip up! And NEXT TIME…my mother won’t be there to save you!

So Great Prophet of the Space Butterfly what PSX game would you recommend to a lore nerd like you I already have all the FF games and i seem to like the same kind of games as you so yeah

Thu, 16 May 2013 15:09:35 -0400

PSX?! Oh lord.. I don’t know if my brain goes back that far…

Chrono Cross is good if you played Chrono Trigger. But not nearly as a good of a game as the first (although it’s fun).

Vagrant Story is AMAZING. The gameplay and graphics might be a bit outdated now, but the story is fantastic.

The original silent hill? That might be good if you like what will be hilari-bad scares.

Parappa the rapper is a must, just so you know why people love it.

Lunar: Silver Star Story was a fun game, has some ok voice acting, a pretty cool plot.

I’ll assume you have Final Fantasy Tactics…

sooooooooo

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night? If you don’t have that, you are missing the balls out on a great game!

…. I really can’t think of any other “must plays”. Most platformers I’d recommend go back to SNES or Genesis days, so I guess that’s it.

Damon Lindelof: My Moriarty

Thu, 16 May 2013 06:17:00 -0400

I am convinced Damon Lindelof, writer for Lost, Promethus, and Star Trek into Darkness is going out of his way to torture me and test me. I’ll post more when enough people see the new movie - but know this - I LOVED THIS MOVIE…and the man creates amazing stories and worlds filled with incredible lore… BUT is entirely unable to create resolution. AND IT’S INFURIATING….

I feel like by this time next week I’ll have a giant web of red string on my wall connecting him to every lackluster ending in movie history….

Are you fun to cuddle? I-I'm really not trying to be weird, I'm just curious ^^' And I'm sure the ladies would love to know~

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:47:43 -0400

I offer free demonstrations upon request.

You are just perfect. That is all I have to say.

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:29:00 -0400

I wish :(

No, sadly I’m horribly insecure about nearly every aspect of myself and thus over compensate by being ridiculous and overtly “manly”. I have a disturbing need to be liked, so I go out of my way to please everyone and fear that people will hate me if I say no. Hell, I have a weight problem that I spend weeks working on, then something stupid happens and I’m like “F it, I’m gettin’ 5 guys then”…. for 2 months. Yep… I’m far from perfect.

But I’m honored you think so.

Frankenstein Joe Post-Arockalypse Tour Beanie

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:26:19 -0400

youtubeknits:

Frankenstein Joe are the greatest rock band who never lived, and the creation of all-round awesome fella Jesse Cox. Check him out here!

This free pattern is available as a PDF in my Ravelry store here: http://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/frankenstein-joe-post-arockalypse-tour-beanie

Rock, rock on!

YUUUUUUUUURP - you da best! That’s so cool :)

In which Sky Captain Maximillion Captain of the Sky knows just...

Wed, 15 May 2013 15:46:47 -0400

In which Sky Captain Maximillion Captain of the Sky knows just the trick to break the sturdy exterior of a certain imperial Captain…

HA HAAAAA!!!! You’ll always remember this as the day you fought Sky Captain Maximilian Valentine, CAPTAIN OF THE SKY!!!! But for me, it was Wednesday.

This song has been stuck in my head all day. Best on the album,...

Wed, 15 May 2013 03:43:30 -0400

This song has been stuck in my head all day.

Best on the album, hands down.

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thedkdude: #conspiracy

Tue, 14 May 2013 16:52:32 -0400

thedkdude:

#conspiracy

As a history nerd..

Tue, 14 May 2013 10:22:26 -0400

I must ask, how are we just finding out about this now, and MORE IMPORTANTLY - When do we get the movie?! The entire thing sounds unreal, and thus ENTIRELY AWESOME: http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/05/12/world-war-ii-s-strangest-battle-when-americans-and-germans-fought-together.html

“Days after Hitler’s suicide a group of American soldiers, French prisoners, and, yes, German soldiers defended an Austrian castle against an SS division—the only time Germans and Allies fought together in World War II. Andrew Roberts on a story so wild that it has to be made into a movie.”