You’re the best!
Thanks for all the birthday messages :) Manly bro hugs and inappropriate lady hugs for all!
HERPY DERP DAY JERSSE!
ps Dodger has a box somewhere/is getting a box that has things in it for you, don’t let her get away with stealing them. :P
Oh I’ll remind her of this :) I’ve always wanted to get at her box.
There’s a joke about monarch butterflies in here somewhere but I don’t know how to make it.
Happy birthday Jesse ouo!
It’s good to the king ;)
Anonymous asked: Holy s**t balls! F**k! Your 31!? I thought you'd be in your late twenties at least but not early thirties!!
Happy birthday to me….
Anonymous asked: So word on the street is you're on the prowl for a new lady friend. If you tell us what you look for in a woman maybe we can help you find one?
That’s the word huh? I don’t know if I have enough time in the day to devote to a real relationship…
BUT for the sake of answering, after 31 years of life I’ve managed to narrow down exactly what I look for in a woman to 4 things.
1. She must be smart. Book smart AND street smart. Educated woman are sexy.
2. She must be more attractive than me. Not hard :P
3. She must have a career, or be working towards one. Not a job - a career. Big difference.
4. She must be able to take care of herself. She wants to be with me, not cause she needs me, but because she wants to spend her time with me for fun.
That’s it. 4 things.
;)
Anonymous asked: Dear Jesse, I'm starting to make YouTube videos and I'm having a lot of trouble getting my videos to look good. I record with fraps and edit with Pinnacle Studio 16. My monitor's resolution is 1152 by 864 pixels. I've tried rendering my videos in different file types from AVI to Windows Media. None of them seem to be right. They either look low quality or have black bars. Is it my resolution or what? Thanks Jesse, love your videos keep on trucking. YouTube Channel: Guerrilla Tim
You’re gonna need a new monitor. Mostly because you can’t even do 1280x720 - which is what it takes to get HD on the ol’ youtubes. If you’re using a laptop, I got no help for ya :(
Fraps records whatever screen size the game uses. So if you play at 1920x1080, it’ll record at that.
But since your monitor is incapable of recording HD resolution, none of your videos will be HD.
Solution: spend money on a new monitor.
What are the two sisters from WoW that Jesse likes?
It’s been way too long and I don’t remember.
YOU MEAN THEEEEESE FINE LADIES?
Ps. FINISH THIS IMAGE.
Also NOT NEARLY enough women.
…that is all.
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The officially official tumblr of Jesse Cox, host of youtube's OMFGcata, voice actor, gamer, and general nuisance.
